Post by HearMeRoar on Jul 19, 2008 20:26:26 GMT
This should be fairly self explanatory; post your favourite, most memorable or most insightful quotes.
They can be from anywhere and about anything.
I'd like to begin with some quotes from an amazing show called Shameless.
Most of these are from Frank Gallagher, arguably the main character and is the wisest and most intelligent drunk on the planet...
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"Ooh...Eggy Pecky..." - Frank Gallagher
"Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I? Is it not monstrous that this player here but in a fiction, in a dream of passion, could force his soul so to his own conceit.
He would drown the stage with tears and cleave the general ear with horrid speech; make mad the guilty and appal the free, confound the ignorant and amaze indeed the very faculties of eyes and ears; yet, am I, Vernon Francis Gallagher, a rogue and peasant slave, did I say nothing for my cause?
What was my cause?
What nature of man have I been?
...Fucking Shakespeare...what a cunt." - Frank Gallagher, paraphrasing a soliloquy from Hamlet
"Make poverty history! Cheaper drugs now!" - Frank Gallagher
"Hehehe...Scatter!" - Frank Gallagher
And here's some I lifted from IMDB...because I'm a fiend...
Mandy: [about Lip's penis] If you stuck a bonnet on that, it would look like a microphone.
Lip: You sing, I'll dance.
Norma: You abused her.
Frank Gallagher: She asked me to!
Norma: Walloping her?
Frank Gallagher: What? When?
Sheila Jackson: Frank, you never!
Frank Gallagher: [to Sheila] Fuck off!
[turns to Monica]
Frank Gallagher: When?
Monica Gallagher: That May Bank Holiday.
Frank Gallagher: You hit me in the face with a pan of fucking porridge!
Monica Gallagher: And you hit me back!
Frank Gallagher: So, Queensbury rules. You broke me nose and two front teeth, up to Casualty looking like Ann fucking Widdecombe. You started it, you mad bitch!
Carl Gallagher: [Ian has just thrown a used condom at Lip, which has missed him and landed on Carls head] What is it?
Ian Gallagher: I dunno. Ey, but thank God we killed it!
Hippy Pete: If that cat walks past me one more time with its tail in the air, it is getting one right up the ring because I am ten wanks beyond fussy!
They can be from anywhere and about anything.
I'd like to begin with some quotes from an amazing show called Shameless.
Most of these are from Frank Gallagher, arguably the main character and is the wisest and most intelligent drunk on the planet...
---
"Ooh...Eggy Pecky..." - Frank Gallagher
"Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I? Is it not monstrous that this player here but in a fiction, in a dream of passion, could force his soul so to his own conceit.
He would drown the stage with tears and cleave the general ear with horrid speech; make mad the guilty and appal the free, confound the ignorant and amaze indeed the very faculties of eyes and ears; yet, am I, Vernon Francis Gallagher, a rogue and peasant slave, did I say nothing for my cause?
What was my cause?
What nature of man have I been?
...Fucking Shakespeare...what a cunt." - Frank Gallagher, paraphrasing a soliloquy from Hamlet
"Make poverty history! Cheaper drugs now!" - Frank Gallagher
"Hehehe...Scatter!" - Frank Gallagher
And here's some I lifted from IMDB...because I'm a fiend...
Mandy: [about Lip's penis] If you stuck a bonnet on that, it would look like a microphone.
Lip: You sing, I'll dance.
Norma: You abused her.
Frank Gallagher: She asked me to!
Norma: Walloping her?
Frank Gallagher: What? When?
Sheila Jackson: Frank, you never!
Frank Gallagher: [to Sheila] Fuck off!
[turns to Monica]
Frank Gallagher: When?
Monica Gallagher: That May Bank Holiday.
Frank Gallagher: You hit me in the face with a pan of fucking porridge!
Monica Gallagher: And you hit me back!
Frank Gallagher: So, Queensbury rules. You broke me nose and two front teeth, up to Casualty looking like Ann fucking Widdecombe. You started it, you mad bitch!
Carl Gallagher: [Ian has just thrown a used condom at Lip, which has missed him and landed on Carls head] What is it?
Ian Gallagher: I dunno. Ey, but thank God we killed it!
Hippy Pete: If that cat walks past me one more time with its tail in the air, it is getting one right up the ring because I am ten wanks beyond fussy!